That's What She Said

Quick and short funny story that I heard at work toady. It comes from a server that works for me, so here it is.

She was out at a bar with a friend last night and was getting heavily checked out by a guy who was unattractive and lost in an era from a long time ago. She described him as wearing painted on white jeans and a little creepy. Funny because it sounds like the 80's. Anyway, she just ignored him. After a while, her friend had enough and went up to the guy and asked him if he had a 9 inch penis. My first thought at this point was, could she see it from the jeans he was wearing? I mean if they were that tight, then it would show, right? Not what she had in mind when she asked the question. You see, this server is engaged and was not interested and was just trying to not make a scene. So her friend took charge. The guy gave her a dirty look and asked why. She then replied that if he didn't then the server would not be interested because, other than her drinks, a 9 inch penis was the only thing that was the smallest thing getting into her tonight.

Now, what makes this funnier is that it was just inside the dining room by our beverage station (some of you who read this may know where this is) and a guest overheard the conversation and as I was dying laughing, I was called over to the table that heard her telling the story. The table was in tears laughing as I started to apologize. They then told me that they weren't upset and that it was just what they needed, to laugh as hard as I was. Imagine, the GM walking to a table in tears from laughing and thinking a had a guest complaint on my hands and then it turned into a great conversation. The guests loved the fact that we were real people and said it made their day.

Anyways, I said it would be short and sweet, That's what she said!